All Good All Free / The Fine Print

Trials, samples and offers built around forgetting

Some free offers are honest introductions, and some are wagers against your memory.

A free trial is a reasonable idea. You cannot evaluate many things from a description, and a period of real use is the only sensible test. The design becomes questionable when the arrangement depends on you failing to act. The signs are recognisable once you know them: card details required upfront for a period described as costing nothing, automatic conversion to a paid arrangement at the end, no reminder before that moment, a sign-up taking two clicks and a cancellation buried several screens deep. None of this is accidental. It is the product of measurement, and the measured behaviour is forgetting.

The countermeasures are dull and effective. Before starting anything with an end date, put the end date in your calendar, a couple of days early, with a note about what it is for. Decide at the start what would make you keep it, so the later decision is a comparison rather than a fresh judgement under mild guilt. Cancel as soon as you know the answer is no, since access usually continues to the end of the period anyway. Keep the confirmation. And treat any offer that makes cancelling hard as having told you something useful about how it will treat you later.

Samples, giveaways and introductory offers deserve the same light scrutiny rather than suspicion. Trying something at no cost is often genuinely worthwhile and occasionally delightful, and the person handing it over is doing an ordinary job. The only thing to watch is the drift from trying to owning by inertia: the subscription nobody uses, the delivery that keeps arriving, the thing that renews. Once a year, look at what is recurring and ask whether you would start it today. Whatever fails that question was not free. It just started that way.